Lizard King
Wednesday, October 18th, 2006
How well do you think he will do this year? (1 he sucks, 10 he rocks it)
“His lizard-like capabilities could save the world, yet these are not his intentions. Risen from the parched Earth, he’s destined to lurk, slip, and slither through the cracks of Hellrose with his tongue snapping all mayhem into his hungry mouth. All hail the Lizard King!”
–D.J. Chavez
53 comments on "Lizard King"
joe mount says:
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:51 pmD.J. chevez????? wtf! all D.J’s r chavs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Timothy kiefer says:
July 15th, 2008 at 6:05 pmYOU ARE CAZZY GOOD BUT I HATE YOUR BORDS THEY SUCK ASS DUDE.
tj says:
August 3rd, 2008 at 6:09 amyou suck
Pat says:
August 6th, 2008 at 11:27 pmYour the best satanist skater i know hahaha
matt says:
August 14th, 2008 at 9:55 amdown with satan! your a great skater but u shudnt b selling ur soul to the devil.
juan vargas says:
August 19th, 2008 at 11:07 amur gay 8===D
kyle d plan says:
August 21st, 2008 at 11:27 pmdood chill name
cam says:
September 3rd, 2008 at 10:54 am666 boy
pharmacy rx says:
September 12th, 2008 at 2:22 ami mean i know you came from utah i give u that much but that doesnt mean you gotta go and be all satanic, do you really think satan is your friend? whats your view of hell like? im just curious what a devil worshipper thinks
Kodi says:
September 15th, 2008 at 11:42 pmSince When Did This Become About Religion? I Thought This Was About Skateboarding And How Good A Nigga Is? If Any Of You Knew Skating You Would Know That Obviously You Should Sell Your Sould To The Devil If You Want To be Good. Have Any of You Seen Deathwish? Or Any Part The Lizard King Is In? He’s Insanely Good.
sketchy McGnarpants says:
September 16th, 2008 at 10:57 amKodi is right. Why does everybody give a shit about his religion? All I know is that when your halfway down the gnarliest gap in town, the last thing your thinking is about is religion. So all you haters, take your religious arguements somewhere else because it’s useless in the skate world.
Luke says:
September 16th, 2008 at 12:10 pmRad skating mike, all these christian dudes tryin to tell u off lol
Sassy FUCKYOU says:
September 17th, 2008 at 3:47 pmI hate him I can skate I can Show Tony Hawk If you Give me Him!
juice says:
September 18th, 2008 at 3:00 amlizard king has ben ill from the gate hell or heaven he’s a dope ass skater point blank period u dig so if u haten fuck off g code death wish bitch…..
Your Face Sucks says:
September 19th, 2008 at 7:41 pmyoure the gayest skater ever You Suck Eggs Chad Muska Would Own You Any Day So Bring It On Stupid Crap Idiot Satan Will Never Do Anything or You you stupid gay idiot retard.
Cam says:
September 23rd, 2008 at 10:53 amwhy do you arship evil? its stupid. LAMEO. give God a try. its much cooler
adrian says:
October 1st, 2008 at 9:57 pmwho cares who or wat he belives in hes a great skater and most likely would own all of you guys so get off his nuts and leave him alone about it
Cam says:
October 10th, 2008 at 10:25 amya he’s a great skater. my second favorite but, evil just ant’ cool.
road rash says:
October 10th, 2008 at 3:30 pmfirst of all were not here to talk about religion. and second of all im tired of everyone comparing skaters with chad muska chad cant bomb drop in to a fifty feet slope thats steaper than the empire state building the lizard king can hes probably has the greatest bomb drops i know of and i will probably be a hipacrit for sayin this but i need to say one more religious thing i agree with cam, bein just plain evil just aint cool.
dan p says:
December 30th, 2008 at 4:29 pmgreen room or die homies. Ellington is green. For satan right here
chad warden says:
January 4th, 2009 at 10:56 pmman everybody has to chill out with this whole religion stuff, its stupid seriosly. lizard king is fucking badass at skating and his style is awsome… DEATHWISH! :P
Cam says:
January 12th, 2009 at 11:21 amPlan p is a hommo
as for chad,anyone who warships the devil is a stupid asshole. screw you both,and evey evil person.
Ian says:
January 27th, 2009 at 10:53 pmGay he’s a faggot tony Trujillo would kill him
Poop Man says:
February 4th, 2009 at 3:26 pmAshley is a pedophile i wont give you my nuddies stop asking
Michael Modus says:
February 16th, 2009 at 9:24 amstupid ass little kids eat up the satanist bullshit. You kids take shit way too seriously, smoke weed.
jay says:
February 28th, 2009 at 9:37 pmpink says:
March 3rd, 2009 at 10:23 amyou’re a wanker
Dylan, bitch! says:
March 3rd, 2009 at 9:08 pmhe sucks. i hate him. he skates like a bitch.
deathwish says:
March 18th, 2009 at 7:44 ambest skater out there, best style, G-CODE!!!
Jake says:
March 21st, 2009 at 9:32 pmhey guys i really don’t care what religion he’s from but God is real. and there are a lot of christian skaters better than him. Jerome Rogers. Paul Rod. Sierra Fellers. Jud Heald. many many more. Please give God a chance. It’s worth it. Trust me.
Woot woot says:
March 30th, 2009 at 4:55 pmLizard King is the gnarest piece of shit ever on earth for reals, fuck all you haters that dont understand that other people might have a different religion than you. This isn’t even about religion dumbshits, its a bout skating and thats what lizard king does motherfuckers.
Woot woot says:
March 30th, 2009 at 4:55 pmAnd fuck you jake, how do you even know god is real?
Cam says:
April 4th, 2009 at 5:22 pmfuck lizard king!
any one who worships the devil shouldnt even know what a skateboard is. you bring a bad name to skaters every where. how can u worchip murder,gay, poverty, starvation. ya ass holes. thats the devil. fuck the devil, and fuck lizard king
Skate for God
Skate For Jesus
Skate for Good
Cam says:
April 4th, 2009 at 5:24 pmand for u woot woot.
read the Bible, look at the past. ur an ignorint peace of crap.
jake, high five bro
nick says:
April 7th, 2009 at 2:54 pmevery one who says he sucks can suck my black cock you pussys cant do that shit
dj says:
April 8th, 2009 at 7:28 amyea his name is kinda weird but he kicks ass all over the place, stop ridin this dudes nuts bout his religion
nipplis sucks says:
April 8th, 2009 at 8:45 amhes kicks ass
skatan says:
April 18th, 2009 at 9:27 pmsatan invented skateboarding
801SLC says:
April 25th, 2009 at 10:50 ampretty funny how people talk shit but he has way more originality than anybody in the skate industry right now.. wait until his mega ramp photos and footage come out…. he still is having fun skateboarding
austinkim120 says:
April 28th, 2009 at 7:29 pmlizard king = skating smoking and satan
hes fucking beast but good luck down there buddy
Lord of the Flies says:
May 3rd, 2009 at 7:27 pmhaters eat a dick! lizard king is the fuckin man! hes not even a real satanist you assholes, he just loves pissing you queers off so he says he is. 666! SHAKE JUNT!
kaley says:
May 11th, 2009 at 2:32 pmCAM WHO EVER YOU ARE IF YOU LOVE GOD SO MUCH THEN WHY THE HECK DID YO WROTE THOSE 3 BAD NUMBERS AND THEN WROTE BOY ON SEPT 3rd 2008 AT (10:54 am) WHAT KIND OF CHRISTIAN ARE THAT IS IF YOU ARE A DIFF CAM
THE REST OF THE THINGS YOU SAID WERE GOOD BUT THAT # THING NO GOOD
I HAVE A DEATHWISH! says:
May 16th, 2009 at 11:20 amTHANK YOU SKATAN YOU R EXACTLY RIGHT!
Lizard King crawled straight form the gates of hell to put the rebellion and anarchy and fun back in skateboarding. I would believe you if you told me he was the reincarnation of Satan, like Jesus is to God. Liz is god, so fuck all haters.
ps cam, satan does not represent gay, but if you have a problem with gays then u r more ignorant and pitiful then I believed.(i am straight though)
pps Skatan: wonderful name.
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road rash says:
May 23rd, 2009 at 12:54 pmcam you say u love god but it is in the bible you shouldent cuss so thre u go
Sticker Ouija says:
May 23rd, 2009 at 12:57 pmWhats with all you little christian 13 year old fucks I mean really I thought this is supposed to be about skateboarding.
Ps Get some history Lanny Lauhington is probably the best skater there ever was so suck a fat one.
roadrash says:
May 27th, 2009 at 10:15 amdude lanny laphington is so freaken good
atruepimp says:
June 2nd, 2009 at 8:29 pmtickle my pickle 8====D
Mario says:
June 11th, 2009 at 9:37 pmWhat the fuck you little cocksuckers sayin?
if your not down with satan and shit you dont gotta preach on the fuckin’ computer
if thats what the man does, thats what he does
and lizard king is THE fucking MAN
Nathan says:
June 12th, 2009 at 6:24 amYour site has been a great inspiration and the knowledge gained has gotten me past the obstacle blocking my way.
roadrash says:
June 14th, 2009 at 10:57 amnathan what do you mean
a boss says:
June 22nd, 2009 at 8:46 pmhis skating is sick but his after life is ruined
G1 Phone Accessories says:
June 25th, 2009 at 1:49 amI am a total newby about this. Appreciate getting some important details I was missing.